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the cup!!!!!

Don't drink out of that cup i sent you it-it's probably got lead in it. I thought as a
conversation piece on your desk.

I don't know if it does - all old stuff like that they used funky glazes
back then. You never know. There were no standards set , just like China
is now.

Buy American - especially food. They don't have usda standards
like we do. (like wash your hands after using the bathroom or maybe
outhouse!!)

heythere

hey there goiyle frien?....whaddup?jillyb doin the catz on sat to sun..all set there...hopeyou have a blast at the ball...they can be deadly,too, you know....@$#$(*'s new beau canned their time...stating just no chemistry after over 50 hours of phone time???...just didn't want to take on the wrinkles and saggy tits ..so much for sparkling repartee!!!...ugly scene out there...more later...of to NYC domani matina....L...mjust to reiterate...the #### you gave was 1-555-555-5555 ext 32855....would not go through on my cell...aqnd on my cell I kept getting the message that the message i had left was not registering...anf..

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Hey girl-friend...have not heard from VPB...she is smooozing with her guy-guy this week-end...we are having very cold...50's...weather....raining like a bugger....good for the grass and the h2o table...the lawn is full hay mode.....you will be home in time to see the students' show....not many projects but most of them new so they were the ole work in process style....like I said..... just have to see how she hangs...unfortunately, you will miss Jillian's show and the Attleboro show I got into.....but we'll keep you busy just the same.....Swedish motors can not get that damn check engine light off....they have fixed the ac....wipers...lights...etc.,,,but need to go to the dealer for the remote....they do not have the parts.....oivay....we get this tuned one of these days.....so more later....MUCHOS BESOS....MADRE

modem service!!!

Evil Cox just lost me. AT and T called and in my OS zip is a new
wireless service for $12 a month less than Cox and $30 for a modem
{that means I send in a rebate to get it down to $30} and a $200 set
up fee that maybe you could do for me. My question right now is
this, there is a modem downstairs. How can I or they know that it
could be used instead of my buying a new one? Apparently that modem
or the spaceship thing is weak or broken or is breaking because after
3 men helped me and many calls to Cox, I still cannot use my wirelss
in the piano room. In the guest bedroom it is perfect, in my bedroom
it is weaker but OK, in the piano room it is dead. Do you see what I
mean? But maybe the problem is the spaceship. Or maybe it is
COX!!! I want to go ahead and order the AT and T deal but if they
come out to see if the modem will be OK for their service, they will
charge me $200!

beach

Flight times look really great. Your departure from PV on the 24th is really close to our time.

Hoping you or Katy will go horseback riding on the beach with me......Dad doesn't want to...thinks it will bounce his head.

Love you,

Mom xoxo

RE: cupcakes

Yes, I am still at work, I am doing the tread mill and the bike and a few of the machines. I am not working up too much of a sweat...I am trying to eassssssssseeeeeeee my way into this exercise stuff.

I don't know what time the party will start? What are your plans are you going to Jim's Mom's first? I am assuming we will start the party approximately 2 or 3:00 that way you and Julie can get back to home early.

I am getting ready to leave now so I will talk to you tomorrow. Dad is playing cards tonight so I am in no rush to go home.

Luv ya

MOM

CLASSIC all caps

DID NOT GET THE LINK.......MORE LATER...l...MOM

stress

Just a quick test....see how you do!!!!!...L...Momo

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CLOSELY DO NOT SCROLL DOWN BEFORE YOU READ IT ALL
Stress I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study re vealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.









No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation . Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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