Fwd: MESSAGE FOR THE DAY..........Relax!

This should do the trick....enjoy

Everyone enjoys a relaxing massage!

RELAX WISHING YOU A STRESS FREE DAY!

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Ponder for 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a f i sh and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and
They won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ....Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
When you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying < /FO NT>of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is locate d among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

Fwd: FW: IDPD

Subject: Fw: IDPD

Today is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus........
or occasionally pee on yourself...

You hang in there sunshine.....
you're frigging special to me.

Feel like a goose?

Have you heard the latest thing? It’s having a star named after you for 54.99 and being listed in the “official registry”.

Just for the keeping of holiday spirit and monetary gain on my part, I am offering for 15.99 (what a deal) that you can have a goose named after you (there are so many in my backyard in the river) and I will officially list you in my “official registry”. (and address them by your name when I see them) I cannot guarantee that your goose will make it thru the hunting season. Want to be my first customer? Sign up the whole family!!! Feel important!!!

THE MOMMA