Have you heard the latest thing? It’s having a star named after you for 54.99 and being listed in the “official registry”.
Just for the keeping of holiday spirit and monetary gain on my part, I am offering for 15.99 (what a deal) that you can have a goose named after you (there are so many in my backyard in the river) and I will officially list you in my “official registry”. (and address them by your name when I see them) I cannot guarantee that your goose will make it thru the hunting season. Want to be my first customer? Sign up the whole family!!! Feel important!!!
THE MOMMA
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