Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Fwd: Art That Messes with Your Head



Delicious ideas to please the pickiest eaters. Watch the video on AOL Living.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
This art work is in the style of M. C. Escher... He had a way of bending our reality.





This is fun and amusing....

ART THAT WILL "MESS WITH" YOUR HEAD

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How many horses in this picture? Should find 7

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Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?

DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?

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Who is the tallest?
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A face? ... Or, the word 'liar' ?

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NEXT:
What do you see here?
Do you see the word "LIFT"?
Or, a bunch of black splotches?

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GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD "LIFT" EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD "LIFT"!!!

NEXT? FIND THE FACES:
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THE LAST ONE: FOCUS ON THE DOT!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OBJECT?

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Ponder for 2008



Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
.

Number 7

Give a person a f i sh and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
They won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky
....Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
When you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
< /FO NT>of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to
Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and
a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60s,
people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008
:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is locate d among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.



loldadz!





















4 thanksgiving dinners -

but have been able to keep off the 18 pounds i have lost in the last 5 weeks, thanks to running and NO weight lifting - and not wanting to eat as much -

hopefully will do a HALF marathon before long -


take care, little one


goodnight, moon!



- popsie xxxxxxxxx

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Fwd: Stunning New Photos Slide Show

These are wonderful...thought you might enjoy them.
Mrs. D.

http://realitylite.smugmug.com/

[powerpoint slideshow attached]


[note: now I'm getting forwards from not just my mom, but also my future-mother-in-law]

Saturday, February 16, 2008

hello?



Is anybody out there??????

submitted by julia gulia

Friday, February 15, 2008

Re: FW: Your password reset request




HEY DANI LET ME KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH BELL PLEASE . LISA IS GOING TO CALL HER AND TELL HER WE ARE CUTTING OFF THE PHONE AND GOING TO MAIL HER A ITEMIZED PHONE BILL ,IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE FIGURING OUT THE BILL TRY TO SEND A COPY TO ME AND I WILL HELP , I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CHARGE HER REALLY WE SHOULD HAVE CUT OFF THE PHONE BUT SHE DID USE IT AND SHE WOULD HAVE TO PAY ANYWAY FOR A PHONE , SHIT WHAT A MESS. ANYWAY I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE ALL THE PEACE I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER THIS. I AM SURE WHEN I GET HOME THERE WILL BE BIGGER FIRES TO PUT OUT MAYBE NOT. MONK LIFE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD SOMETIMES EXCEPT THEY HAVE TO GET UP AT 5 AM AND WITH MY ROUND HEAD I WOULD NOT LOOK GOOD WITH IT SHAVED. SO I GUESS I'LL JUST STAY IN MY GUCCI YOGI LIFESTYLE ....lLOVE MUMMA

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Only 53 days left



Well I am getting excited! Only 53 days left till our cruise. Make sure you go in to Carnival.com and print out your quick boarding pass. (I think it is called fun pass) You put in your reservation # 7R12P6, boat Freedom and date of 1/5/2008. You finish filling out the areas (they want your passport #) and then once completed you can print the boarding pass for you and Danielle. This will save us time at boarding. This weekend Vic and I will start looking at flights for you guys. Which is the best airport for us to look at for your flight? and the last thing you do before leaving the house is making sure your passports are in Danielle's purse! It's going to come fast! Do you have luggage.. packing for one week! I think Allison was going to ask Dad for a nice big suitcase for Christmas. I think the weather will be in the low 80's and 70 's during the day, cooler at night! Can't wait to see you for your birthday! Love YOU!

FW: Your JetBlue E-tinerary

Hi Jim and Danielle! You are all set! Let me know when Danielle has her passport and then we can all relax! You have non stop flights from JFK. Print this itinerary. It has a bar code you scan to check in!

Love you!! Can't wait!!

Re: all the food i bought today

hope you do not explode....mom.

subject: FW: Your JetBlue E-tinerary

hi normy....do not forget about us tomorrow.....we are ready....mom.

Subject: cave
















my dear girls,
patti, i finally figured out how to do it. i had to click a number on the screen. anyway i feel like i'm coming out of a cave!!! quite frustrating. in time iwill learn. love you both very much. take care always.
mama

FW: [Fwd: FW: A Rapist's New Trick]



3 John 1:4
I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth.

> Please take 3 minutes and read this...then pass it on.... When I
> think
> about it...I probably would have believed him and opened the
> door.....
>
>
>
> RAPIST TRICK
>
> Know what money you are carrying. You will see why as you read.
>
> Be sure every woman is aware of this M.O. Share it with your
> wife and
> daughters. Know what money you are carrying...
>
> This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this.....I
> wanted to pass it along. Be safe!
> Something very serious to pay attention to.
>
> Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods
> of attack, so we have to be extra cautious.
> *********
> I live in Alexandria , VA , but I often work in Lafayette , LA ,
> staying
> with friends when I'm there. As you know from America 's Most
> Wanted TV
> program, as well as the news media, there is a serial killer in
> the
> Lafayette area. I just want to let you know about an "incident"
> that
> happened to me a few weeks ago, and could have been deadly.
>
> At first I didn't go to the polic e or anyone with it because I
> didn't
> realize how serious this encounter was. But since I work in a
> jail and I
> told a few people about it, it wasn't long before I was paraded
> into
> Internal Affairs to tell them my story. It was approximately
> 5:15 a.m. in
> Opelousas , La. I had stayed with a friend there and was on my
> way to work.
> I stopped at the Exxon/Blimpie Pie station to get gas. I got $10
> gas and a
> Diet Coke. I took into the store two $5 bills and one $1 bill
> (just enough to get my stuff). As I pulled away from the store, a man
> approached my truck from the back side of the store (an unlit area).
He
> was an "approachable-looking" man (clean cut, clean shaven, dressed
> well, etc.).
>
> He walked up to my window and knocked. Since I'm very paranoid
> and "always looking for the rapist or killer," I didn't open the
window.
> I just asked what he wanted. He raised a $5 bill to my window and
said,
> "You dropped this." Since I knew I had gone into the store with a
> certain amount of money, I knew I didn't drop it.
>
> When I told him it wasn't mine, he began hitting the window and
> door, screaming at me to open my door, and insisting that I had
dropped
> the money! At that point, I just drove away as fast as I could.
>
> After talking to the Internal Affairs Department and describing
> the man I saw, and the way he escalated from calm and polite to angry
> and volatile...it was determined that I could have possibly
encountered
> the serial killer myself.
>
> Up to this point, it had been unclear as to how he had gained
> access to his victims, since there has been no evidence of forced
entry
> into victim's homes, cars, etc. And the fact that he has been
attackin g
> in the daytime, when women are less likely to have their guard up,
means
> he is pretty BOLD.
>
> So think about it...what gesture is nicer than returning money
> to someone that dropped it?????
> How many times would you have opened your window (or door) to
> get your money and say thank you.... because if the person is kind
> enough to return something to you, then he can't really be a
> threat....can he????
>
> Please be cautious! This might not have been the serial
> killer... but anyone that gets that angry over someone not accepting
> money from them can't have honorable intentions. The most important
> thing to note is that his reaction was NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! A total
> surprise! But what might
> have happened if I had opened my door? I shudder to think!
>
> Forward this to everyone you know...maybe they can be as
> fortunate as I was!
>
> P.S. Ladies, really DO forward this to EVERYONE you know Even if
> this man wasn't a serial killer, he looked nice, he seemed polite, he
> was apparently doing an act of kindness, but HE WAS NOT A NICE
> PERSON!!!
>
> Men, send it to all the women in your life. What you do today is
> important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. Make
it
> a good one!
>
> Please forward to anyone you think might benefit from this
> story.

Have a great day! Love Mom

Fwd: FW: IDPD

Subject: Fw: IDPD

Today is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus........
or occasionally pee on yourself...

You hang in there sunshine.....
you're frigging special to me.

Re: Slate Article: Go Ahead, Sleep With Your Dog













Cute article. Yogi has been banned for two reasons: 1. I hate waking up with dog hair in my mouth. 2. I hate a bed hog. (I turn over a LOT!!) When he gets grumpy because I want to move, someone has to go. My bed is my sanctuary-he can have his own. I also got tired of his dropping his body as closely as possible to mine-to be locked into that position for the night.

YOUR MOM

Italians



A quote from "The Broker" by John Grisham about Italians...

"Luigi drove with his left hand, shifted gears frantically with his
right, and kept the accelerator as close to the floor as possible while
ignoring the brakes. Marco was already perplexed as to how a race of
people could spend two and a half leisurely hours over lunch, then hop
in a car for a ten-minute drive across town at breakneck speed."

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DVD's
















Hi alex,
I just got back from the post office. Your box should be arriving Mon. or Tues. Be on the look out for it because the clerk said that they may or may not leave it on the porch depending on the arrangements the owners have made.
The DVD's sound great . Take any freebes available. Hopefully one of these temp jobs will become permanant. You need ins. I can't stop worrying about you. have a good weekend. Love you, Mom

FW: Cookies ... & the Holidays are coming



Look at all the recipes you can have access to! I’m expecting cookies Justine!



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Just click on the name of the cookie and bam the recipe is there. Good to keep handy


1-2-3 Cookies 7 Layer Cookies Allie Nelson's Famous Snickerdoodle Cookies Almond Crescent Shortbread Amish Sugar Cookies Andies Candies Cookies Angel Crisps Angenets Applesauce Cookies Apricot Fold-Overs Aunt Edy's Molasses Crinkles Auntie Linda's Ginger Gems Bakeless Dream Cookies Banana Drop Cookies Best Chocolate Chip Cookies in the World Biscotti Biscotti Blueberry Cookies Boiled Chocolate Oatmeal Drop Cookies Bronwnies Brown Sugar Shortbread Brownie Cookies Brownie Delight Brownies Buccaneer Snowballs Buried Cherry Cookies Butter Cookies Butter Nut Balls Butterballs Butterscotch Haystacks C.O.P. Cookies Candy Cane Cookies Candy Cookies Caramel Shortbread Cheesecake Brownies Cherry Buns Cherry Crowns Cherry Winks Chewies Chewy Noels Chinese Chews/Haystacks Chocolate Chip Cookie Bars Chocolate Chip Cookies Chocolate Chip Meltaways Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cookies Chocolate Christmas Trees Chocolate Cream Cheese Squares Chocolate Crinkles Chocolate Mint Snow-Top Cookies Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies (no bake) Chocolate Snowball Cookies Chocolate Streusel Bars Chocolate Sundae Cookies Chocolate Walnut Crumb Bars Choco-Scotch Crunchies Choose A Cookie Dough Recipe Christmas Crackers Christmas Crunch Bars Christmas Ginger Snaps Christmas Macaroons Christmas Mice Cookies Christmas Shaped Cookies Church Window Cookies Coconut Cookies Congo Squares Cookie in a Jar Corn Flakes Cookies Cornflake Christmas Wreaths Cowboy Cookies (oatmeal) Cream Cheese Cookies with Apricot Filling Crème De Menthe Chocolate Squares Crème Wafers Crescent Cookies Crispy Crunchies Date Nut Balls Date-nut Pinwheel Cookies Diabetic Peanut Butter Cookies Disgustingly Rich Brownies Doodles Double chocolate chip cookies Double-Chocolate Crinkles Eatmore Cookies Eggnog Cookies Elizabeth's Sugar Cookies Elves Quick Fudge Brownies Emily Dickinson's Gingerbread Cookie Recipe Emily's Best Brownies Famous Oatmeal Cookies Firemen Cookies Fluffy Shortbread Cookies Forgotten Cookies Frosted Peanut Butter Brownies Fruit Cake Cookies Fruitcake Squares Fry Pan Cookies Gems Ginger Cookies Ginger Crinkles Gingerbread Baby Gingerbread Cookies with Butter Cream Icing Gingerbread Men Gingerbread Men Ginny's Gluten Free Chocolate Chip Cookies Glory's Golden Graham Squares Glory's Sugar Cookies Gramma Chapman's chocolate coconut drops Grandma Elsie's Zimt (cinnamon) Cookies Grandma J's Butter Cookies Grandma Olson's Parkay Cookies Great Grandmothers Sugar Cookies Gum Drop Cookies Gumdrop Gems Haystack Cookies Ho-Ho Bars Holiday Cereal Snaps Holiday Chocolate Butter Cookies Holiday Raisin Walnut Bars Holly Cookies Hungarian Cookies (Little Nut Rolls) Ice Box Cookies Irresistible Peanut Butter Cookies Italian Cookies Jacob's Peppermint Snowballs Jam Bars Jessica's Famous Brownies Jessie's Chocolate Chip Cookies Jubilee Jumbles Juliet's Peanut Butter Blossoms Jumbo Chocolate Chip Cookies Kentucky Colonels Kiefle (cream cheese cookies with jam filling) Kifflings Kiss Cookies Lacy Swedish Almond Wafers Lemon Angel Bar Cookies Lemon Bars Lemon Cake Cookies Lemon Cream Cheese Cookies Lemon Squares Linzer Tarts Log Cabin Cookies Luscious Lemon Squares M&M Cookies Magic Cookie Bars Melt in Your Mouth Cutout Sugar Cookies Melting Shortbread Meme's Cream Cheese Cookies Milk Chocolate Florentine Cookies Mincemeat Cookies Mincemeat Goodies Molasses Cookies Molasses Forest Cookies Molasses Sugar Cookies Mom Mom's Crescent Cookies Mom-Mom's Ginger Cookies Mom's Nutmeg Sugar Cookies Mom's Old Fashion "Puffy" Sugar Cookies Monster Cookies Moravian Christmas Cookies Nana's Famous Soft Southern Cookies Nitey Nite Cookies No Bake Chocolate Cookies No Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies No Bake Cookies No Bake Cookies No Bake Peanut Butter Cookies No-Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies No-Bake Cookies Norwegian Sugar Cookies Nut Balls Oatmeal Bars Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Nut Cookies Oatmeal Coconut Crisps Oatmeal Cookies Oatmeal Scotchies Old Fashioned Sugar Cookies Ooey Gooey Caramel Chocolate Dunk Ooey Gooey Squares Orange Slice Cookies Parking Lot Cookies Peanut Blossoms Peanut Butter Bars Peanut Butter Blossoms Peanut Butter Cereal Cookies Peanut Butter Chewies Peanut Butter Chocolate Bars Peanut Butter Cookies Peanut Butter Cookies Peanut butter fingers Peanut Butter Reindeer Peanut Butter Surprises Peanut Marshmallow Cookies Pecan Puff Cookies Peppermint Snowballs Peppernuts Persimmon Cookies Persimmon Cookies Petey's Yummy Spicy Almond Thins Pfeffernuesse Pffefferneuse Cookies Pineapple Filled Cookies Pizzelles Potato Chip Cookies Potato Flake Cookies Praline Cookies
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Hi Baby girl,
Lisa and I had a funny day today . We went for a walk in the woods and got lost and got scared on top of getting lost. Lisa is a scary cat, go figure. We saw lots of creepy crawlers, and the things you are most afraid of I won't even say.
Anyway we found our way back and we had a good laugh. We have 5 or 6 guys in our course.
I am sure I will have lots of funny stories. I hope I can get a handle on my farting, God this food , Lisa and I are going to get some beano tomorrow. Anyway I love you take care baby we'll talk before the show . I left you some money on the desk in the envelope. Bye for now Om Shantih xoxoxo


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Certified Yoga Instructor
Fresh Juice Retreats
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x=mas stuff


Hi there...due to the inclement weather on tap for north of New York on Sunday...we have canceled dinner and will be driving right back to Mass...the storm is due to worsen over Sunday....Dad did not want ot go the expense of the train....so we won't see you till whenever you get here for X-mas...whatever works for you..... ..Anywayies-whooooosie...going to order the pillows ....do I get firm or medium?....also.....what if I sent some of those bigger things via mail so you don't need to get them back to NYC...or getting them from the carrier may be more problematic....just checking....
more later..L...Mom

Subject: Hi!

Hi Chris.

Have you gone to the doctor yet. I don't want to talk to you until you have taken advantage of your health insurance. I heard you and Michael had a good time when you left granny's the other night. I hope he wasn't drinking too much. I heard James was there and that the two of you were chatting all night. I don't know why the two of you just don't admit you like each other in more than a friend kind of way. He is going to be a lawyer you know. When are you going to come home and get this snowboard out of the garage? Your father practically runs it over everytime he goes out for a ride on his bike. I'm giving you two more weeks before I throw the thing out. Robin, Donna, Gail and I all had craft night last night. We miss having you at our craft nights. Take a look at the enclosed photo of the pretty sweatshirts we made.

Love Always,
Mom

p.s. It was nice seeing you at Gran's the other day. I'm glad you are finally growing your hair long. You actually looked like a girl.

suff

Hey..... hope you had a really fab time...we fairly blasted everyone with your news that we came in contact with this weekend...hope it went well...!!!!!hope it has its own STIMULAUS EFFECT!!!!!
More on the engagment front...So good to talk to you..sorry that Dad got all flippy on us...got your orders, right?...so I'll try and get those adresses for you.....so more later..L..Mom

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Check out this page on the Olive Garden website:
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Feel like a goose?



Have you heard the latest thing? It’s having a star named after you for 54.99 and being listed in the “official registry”.

Just for the keeping of holiday spirit and monetary gain on my part, I am offering for 15.99 (what a deal) that you can have a goose named after you (there are so many in my backyard in the river) and I will officially list you in my “official registry”. (and address them by your name when I see them) I cannot guarantee that your goose will make it thru the hunting season. Want to be my first customer? Sign up the whole family!!! Feel important!!!


THE MOMMA

Subject: Las vegas



Hi, how are you, hot in Vegas 90 today, how is school, Brynna is still doing cocktail's and with Scott, Twila lives with her and it help's with the three little ones,Josh is doing good in B.C. , working at a tire place, he email's once in a while, Aunt June is exactly the same, she likes to live alone, I will see you at Taylors's wedding in Oct., have a nice summer, LOVE AUNT LYRIC

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Hey Darling Daughter ,

Happy Valentines Day, Fanny's B'day today . She is sweet a little bitty but sweet. So I am practacing"Seeing the Good" and being positive. I have taken two reactin for the smoke already. Amber is smoking alot . Man what we human do to ourselves. Anyway back to the good. What did you and Jim do for Valentine's ? Me I bought some choclate and eat almost all of if. Amber says it is a stupid hoilday and turned the channel when they were going to show what the stars were doing lol. Please mail the checks to fannys honey. I am helping you as much as I can . Lets pray for a good settlement so we can breathe a little. Foresure lets not let money make us miserable , it is only a tool to use and there is always more where that came from is my motto. Love you guys kiss Rudy for me Peace LOVE MUMMA xooxxoox
SHANTI Sue Hudgeon
Certified Yoga Instructor
Thai Yoga and Kripalu Massage
www.greenyogatherapy.com

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Define "everyday."

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Certified Yoga Instructor
Thai Yoga and Kripalu Massage
www.greenyogatherapy.com

subject: hello



Get the helmet before you ride the bike and be extra careful!
Hope you are having a wonderful day!
Peaches and Baby say "Hey, hey hey!" (repeatedly!!!)
Mike went back to the Elkader but went to the chiropractor first. He
stopped at work and said hello with Shadow for a pee break
(shadow)Talk to you soon.

MOM

subject: hi




Hi Bobby,
How was your Easter? IOurs was fine but we ate to much. I cleaned out my closets today, did laundry and cleaned. Jill and Barry are suppose to come over tomorrow for dinner. Have a good week. Love ya, MOm

engagenmet



Hi there...got the engagement invite today...what aq lovely thing they are doing for you....swhoot me any requests you have...still waiting to hear from your sister if she wangle the time to come...did you tickle her on that, too?.....l...Mom

subject: hello



to my dearest megan and jessica,
how are you today? i was trying to do my homework for the county, school related, but as usual got
messed up. can,t do it until i get to change my id #. hope you are both fine. i booked for the23rd to
th30th of december. i am looking forward to this trip. hope your Sunday is good. God bless you and
many good wishes for today and the whole week. keep me posted. i love you both very much and miss
you. take care love always,
mama

hAPPY vALENTINE"S dAY!!!

I has sent you a Jacquie Lawson electronic greeting card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=1444289723003&source=jl999

Subject: how are you



I haven't talked to you since Friday. How are you doing now? I've got it now. I'm home sick today and have been sick all weekend. My nose never stops running. I went thru a whole box of tissues this weekend.
We bought new furniture on Saturday. A leather couch and matching chair and two recliners for the basement that are absolutely heavenly-you feel like you are sinking on a marshmallow although it isn't poofy like some chairs.
Hope you are feeling better. I didn't mind staying home at all since we got 3-4 inches of snow today and more coming tonight. It will be very tricky driving to work tomorrow. Talk to you soon.

MOM